If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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