We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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