why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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