Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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