Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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