question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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