i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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