Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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