think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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