He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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