the day after is always just damage control
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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