she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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