Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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