i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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