I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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