i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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