Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
this just has baby written all over it
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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