You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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