i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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