I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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