I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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