fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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