shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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