It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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