Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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