Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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