from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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