I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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