We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think your dad took our porno
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
