i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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