i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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