check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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