This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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