...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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