hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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