She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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