Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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