I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
