Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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