just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
