I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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