And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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