The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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