its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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