That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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