I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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