school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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