Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Welp...herpes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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