I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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