but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think I am morally bankrupt
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
