ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dick very happy bro
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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