This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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