Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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