If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
