from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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