their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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